Mariah Does the Damn Thing!
Say what you want about her, but Mariah Carey is still at the top of the music game, and I must admit, I'm lovin' it! I've always been a big Mariah fan, and through all the ups and downs, I've been sitting here with my "Go, Mariah!" sign, big, bold and bright.
With the launch of her latest CD, Carey just scored her 18th #1 single with the hit "Touch My Body", with which she has now surpassed Elvis Presley as the 2nd artist with the most number one hit records of all time. The only other artist still in the top spot is The Beatles, who have an impressive 20 #1 singles. I'm thinking that Mariah is going to be on the very top of the pile by the end of the year. It's just a matter of time.
So to all the haters out there, busy trying to say she's crazy, and talking crap about her impressively augmented boobs and tendency towards tight, skimpy outfits these days, all I need to say is HAAAAAAAAAA! Mariah is having the last laugh! You guys can continue to hate amongst yourselves. This girl is too busy making hits to worry about you all!
And I have to say it again: "GO MARIAH!". Do that damn thing!
And now, for a little Mariah #1 song from the past. Sing along if you can, please:
"There's a hee-rooo, if you look inside your heea-art, la la la la la la la..."
Get 'em, Mariah! ;)
