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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

One Less Grunt at Wimbledon




....simply because Sharapova is OUT. She got ousted today by Gisela Dulko in the third set. The thing is, I'm wondering if anyone is going to miss Maria's high pitched grunts and screams, which punctuate each and every stroke she hits. That girl really lays it on thick! Now, I know she's not the only one, but she's definitely the grunting QUEEN of tennis. Just listen to these sound effects:




Hell, football players don't even make that much noise, and they're out there getting smashed into, run over and HURT! lol
I play tennis also, but don't recall ever making this much noise. Then again, I'm not out here competing for Grand Slams. Or even amateur titles. Maybe I'm doing it all wrong! ;)

But for all you grunt and moan tennis fans, Serena is still in it to win it, and we all know that she can grunt and growl with the best of them.
Question: why don't the male tennis players grunt and groan with this much fervor? I know there are one or two who do, but I swear, they just cannot even compare to the ladies!
Tomorrow I will be on the courts working on my grunt. Maybe that's the one vital element missing from my game! Keep ya posted!;)


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8 comments:

LISA VAZQUEZ said...

Hi there!

I can't wait for the Williams sisters to CLEAN UP the courts at Wimbledon this year!!!

They need to send ALL those chicks home!!

Dori said...

I'm watching too. I hope that the Williams sisters do their thing again. I got to see Venus play last year at Wimbledon and it was amazing!

gLoR!e said...

I'm definitely sad when sharapova is out! huhuh i love her!:)

blood banking said...

that is some crazy stuff. i dont know how anyone could grunt like that and not pass out.

BK said...

LOL! Until you mentioned it, I never realized that she made so much noise. Perhaps that give her the 'extra' strength with every strokes.

Strongblkwmn said...

I knew she made noise but I guess I didn't pay it much attention. Damn! I'm not a fan so i'm glad she's gone. Let's get it done Williams sisters!

jacqueline said...

Yes...she is definitely the grunt woman. It was nice not seeing Pappy Pova as much. He can be too intense sometimes.

Custom Labels said...

LOL. It is pretty extreme. I've heard grunting before but...geeze. Haha!

 
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